"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
(Lazarus Long in Time Enough For Love by Robert A. Heinlein)
The Baron is back
I pre-ordered the new version of The Extraordinary Adventures of Baron Munchhausen, brought to us with the help of James Wallis. I had to record my special instructions for the good people in Mongoose Publishing.
"Every bit of wisdom the Baron ever learned, he stole it from France and, since then, he has been hoping to grasp our unfathomable French brilliance. I now wish to check what kind of ill-mannered lies he delivers nowadays and I henceforth command you, inbred Englishmen, to send me one 'Gentleman's Edition' as soon as tea time is over."
http://www.magnumopuspress.com
http://www.mongoosepublishing.com
"Every bit of wisdom the Baron ever learned, he stole it from France and, since then, he has been hoping to grasp our unfathomable French brilliance. I now wish to check what kind of ill-mannered lies he delivers nowadays and I henceforth command you, inbred Englishmen, to send me one 'Gentleman's Edition' as soon as tea time is over."
http://www.magnumopuspress.com
http://www.mongoosepublishing.com
Clone monologues 10
Hello, me.
This is ZERO DOT EIIIIIIGHT!!!!1!
The coat of stars was unfurling its pimply brilliance over the local sky. Once again, I took a deep, hard look at the overview. Asteroids all over the place, along with a few corpmates with the dedication to mine them into oblivion. All the while, somewhere else, the dark behemoth of the Pandemic Legion was on the prowl, hoping to strike fear in the heart of the mothers of Federation crewmen, more specifically the crewmen of Strix Armaments and Defence and The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc. Sure, they outgank, outskill and outexperience us. Now, we are the ones hunted in Dodixie. But, they do not have parliamentarism on their side and that, comrades, will mean their doom.
In other news, I like the Osprey.
It looks like a mini-Raven.
Cheers, mate.
This is ZERO DOT EIIIIIIGHT!!!!1!
The coat of stars was unfurling its pimply brilliance over the local sky. Once again, I took a deep, hard look at the overview. Asteroids all over the place, along with a few corpmates with the dedication to mine them into oblivion. All the while, somewhere else, the dark behemoth of the Pandemic Legion was on the prowl, hoping to strike fear in the heart of the mothers of Federation crewmen, more specifically the crewmen of Strix Armaments and Defence and The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc. Sure, they outgank, outskill and outexperience us. Now, we are the ones hunted in Dodixie. But, they do not have parliamentarism on their side and that, comrades, will mean their doom.
In other news, I like the Osprey.
It looks like a mini-Raven.
Cheers, mate.
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